A history joke...
   How did the Vikings send secret messages?
   By norse code!

A math joke
   Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
   Pupil: 4
   Teacher: That's good.
   Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

A history joke
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!

A history joke
   Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
   Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

A history joke
   Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
   Because there were so many knights!

School collection 02
   Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
   Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

A history joke
   What was Camelot?
   A place where people parked their camels!

A history joke
   Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
   Must have been a duck family
   A duck family?
   Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

An ideal homework excuse
   Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

A math joke
   Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
   Pupil: That's not fair!

You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!