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Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
A:Your great-ant!

Who was the most famous ant scientist?
A:Albert Ant-stein!

What games to ants play with elephants?
A:Squash!

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
A:An ant-ique!

What kind of ant can you colour with?
A:A cray-ant!

Who is the most famous French ant?
A:Napole-ant!

Why did the ant-elope?
A:Nobody gnu!

What is the biggest ant in the world?
A:An eleph-ant!

Why don't anteaters get sick?
A:Because they are full of ant-ibodies!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
A:An independ-ant!

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